BY L-D L.... AGE 11
MY A STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIERS
Why do I love my staffs quite so much?
Some of my friends think I'm quite out of touch
They don't use the handle, just barge in the door
Leaving their footprints all over the floor
They don't do the dishes or pay any rent
What kind of animal is this to invent?
The don't use the loo
I've to pick up their pooh
They don't go to school
Their nobody's fool
Just when I think I'm safe in my bed
Here come the dogs to jump on my head
I don't need an alarm beside my bed
The dogs take on this role instead
They scratch and they sniff and they lick me to death
Oh my god what terrible bad breath
I look put my work ready for school
Would you believe,,, it's covered in drool
Oh no that's another detention
I told them not to do it, but do they pay attention
I come home from school cold, late and tired
What have they done? Not a lot they've retired
I go to my room and Oh what a sight
Looks like poor Teddy has been in a fight
By L- D L
AGE 11